Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Seasonal Torture

Today: Pants
Tomorrow: Pants
THIS IS TORTURE

Other People Who Hate Pants

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

springing in and out of pants

Yesterday was great skirt weather. I mean, hose were required both because of the temperature and because of some control top benefits, but it was so nice to be in one! Well, one other than the plaid one I wear all the time. Oh! And I guess the other difference is that I always wear the plad one with boots, and yesterday I just wore cute heels. It really felt like NO PANTS, you know?

Today is a little chillier however.

Current Status: Pants

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Outfit Turmoil

Seriously-

It's weather like Tuesday's that really throws me for a loop.

First, I put on one dress, but I couldnt' find the bra that it works with, so I switched into another dress with a a cardigan for warmth. That was fine, but a little chilly. Later I ran an errand with jeans, a long sleeved T-shirt and chucks with no socks and I was WAY too hot!

Yesterday too was troubling- I wore suit pants, went with the trench coat because it was warm, and I end up freezing later!

Today, I am wearing a warmer outfit, and so far so good. Andy Avalos really helped me this morning.

Current Status: Pants, Fat Pants

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Fitting in Pants and No Pants

Okay. Really, I am going to try to blog more about my pants/ no pants situation. I mean, we are swiftly approaching a time of year where the dilemma gets MAJOR. Spring is utter torture for me. Spring is the season where I carry tights in my purse and bore people to tears debating whether or not I need to go home and change before the sun goes down.

Additionally, in an attempt to fit into my pants and skirts, I am doing a raw vegan cleanse and blogging about it on Melissa's cleanse blog- http://green-kool-aid.blogspot.com.
I will only blog about what goes in and NOT what comes out-- but Melissa and Nano will fill that need for you if that's what you're into.

Current Status: Pants, Fat Pants

Friday, January 23, 2009

Pants No Pants 2009

Pants No Pants is back! I apologize for the hiatus.

Yesterday- January 22- no pants-
Originally was going with no pants because I wanted to wear this new blazer with his skirt I have. But by the time I got dressed, I discovered that I am now too fat to wear that skirt, so I had to change the whole outfit. But at that point, I already had on tights, so I just switched to a different skirt.

Today January 23- pants
I thought a lot about pants v. no pants today due to 1) having to go to court, 2) not having time to change before going out tonight, 3) time constraints as a result of running late and (related to 2) 4) the drop of temperature that is going to occur between now and when I go home at midnight, 1am. All the thinking may or may not have mattered, because when I reached the closet I instinctively went with the safe and accessible black pants (with over the knee socks for warmth).

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Wednesday- What is it that makes the pants suit worse than pants! Why do I torture myself? Wednesday was pants until around 7 when no pants blissfully saved the day. But after dinner it was a little cold for no pants. Such a tricky decision.

Today- Conference allows me to go either way, and if I can do either, I always do...

Current Status: No pants.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

This weekend was an almost entirely no pants affair

Pants made an appearance on Monday for my first day of work. Unfortunately, I didn't discover until halfway through the day that the hem has fallen completely out. Another reason to hate pants.

As a result of my anger at yesterday's pants,

Current Status: No Pants

Friday, November 7, 2008

Again, I apologize. It's been very busy.

Tuesday- Pants were a mistake in valpo on Monday, so that call was remedied with no pants in Gary. Salon commented on the shoes but not the lack of pants- http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2008/11/04/gary/

No pants in Grant Park either. It was a pleasure to celebrate the election without pants.

Wednesday- Got tricked into pants. Regretted in all day.

Thursday- After trying on pants, went with no pants for the swearing in. Switched to pants as the temp dropped.

Today- The cold is here. I need to buy some warm skirts stat. And a target tights run is definitely in order. I weep at the though of every day in pants.

Current Status: Pants

Monday, November 3, 2008

I am prepared to show Indiana who wears the pants in this election.

Current Status: Pants

Sunday, November 2, 2008

I apologize for not posting in so long. I hate to leave my public wanting.

Friday night- the weather was warm enough that Halloween could be celebrated as it should- without pants.

Saturday- all pants, all day.

Today- I am so tired of pants. Today I will wear one of my new Goodwill sweater finds of yesterday with boots and tights.

Current Status: No Pants

Friday, October 31, 2008

Woke up late to go to Oprah. Pants are faster.

Current Status: Pants

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Pajama pants are a welcome change from the crushing grip of pants and tights. Despite literally being pants, my legs are liberated.

Current Status: Pajama Pants

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

As I find boots and skirt suits weird, court required pants.

Current Status: Pants

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

When getting dressed quickly to go out in cold weather, jeans are the deal, period.

Current Status: Pants

Monday, October 27, 2008

Blankets are priceless.

Current Status: No Pants
The heat is really hit or miss in the fall in my apt.

Current Status: Pajama Pants